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Look like the innocent flower,
But be the serpent under it.

William Shakespeare, Macbeth  (via loveage-moondream)

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reikaoki:

imthezombiequeen:

alishalovescats1701:

crimsonclad:

five-boys-with-accents:

Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

Oh

oh

And he does feel happy, though. He can be happy. He just doesn’t show it as much as the others do.
There was a whole episode about that - Piglet sees him sitting on a hilltop and thinks he’s sadder than usual, and does all he can to cheer him up. Nothing works and the next day he’s back on the hill, and Piglet apologizes because he thinks in trying to help, he just made him sad again and ”I don’t come here when I’m sad. I come up here because I’m happy.”

There’s just something about that…

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skyesupbeautifulpeople:

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Avengers
"Stark turned from the metal table where he’d been vivisecting part of some enormous robotic life form, and looked over his shoulder at them. He was dirty, greasy, and looked as if he hadn’t washed or slept in days. Even his beard, usually as tidy as a well-manicured vagina, was scruffy and unkempt."

Okay then……………

skyesupbeautifulpeople:

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Avengers

"Stark turned from the metal table where he’d been vivisecting part of some enormous robotic life form, and looked over his shoulder at them. He was dirty, greasy, and looked as if he hadn’t washed or slept in days. Even his beard, usually as tidy as a well-manicured vagina, was scruffy and unkempt."

Okay then……………

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II concept art by Andrew Williamson

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i-am-nicki-j:

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faeries-and-nature:

I want this kind if relationship with my child, if I ever have one

This is so cute!!!

So adorable ♥

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sunshinychick:

ok so i think i finally found a category where tumblr is better than pinterest and that’s food

on pinterest if you search recipes they’re like “try a skinny mom pop! put 3 strawberries on a stick and add a little drizzle of white chocolate! way tasty and way healthier than most dessert options out there!”

tumblr food tag is like “put 15 snickers bars in a bigger fucking snickers bar you beautiful disaster”

I’m going with — with Neville. He asked me when Hermione said no, and I thought … well … I’m not going to be able to go otherwise, I’m not in fourth year.

Ginny Weasley in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

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